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July 1, 2009

Pre-Presidential Pin-Up, Crossing Lines, and a Radio Spot

While he was in law school, Barack Obama applied to model for a pinup calendar but was turned down by an all-female committee, according to the magazine Mother Jones.
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South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's desperate attempt to explain his infidelity reminds me of President Clinton's language-o-batics when he was being questioned by a grand jury about Monica Lewinski.

Here's the memorable quote Clinton gave on Aug. 17, 1998 (underlined by me for emphasis):

Q. That statement is a completely false statement. Whether or not Mr. Bennett knew of your relationship with Ms. Lewinsky, the statement that there was "no sex of any kind in any manner, shape or form, with President Clinton," was an utterly false statement. Is that correct?

A. It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is. If the –if he – if "is" means is and never has been, that is not--- that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement.

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Governor Sanford disappeared for four days and claimed he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. While he was in absentia, his wife and aides said they had no idea where he was.
Eventually after being cornered, he admitted he had been in Argentina with his lover, former reporter Maria Belen Chapur.

In an interview yesterday with the Associated Press, the good guv admitted he had other indiscretions, but used some few linguistic obfuscations while making his mea culpa.

Here's how NPR reports it:

"He also said he 'crossed lines' with a handful of women other than his mistress, but never had sex with them. He said he 'never crossed the ultimate line' with anyone but Chapur, and that Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.

He says that during the other encounters he 'let his guard down' with some physical contact but 'didn't cross the sex line.' He wouldn't go into detail."

Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

I heard the AP reporter, Tamara Lush, say on NPR yesterday that Sanford has some strange compulsion to talk about his problems rather than batten the hatches and wait out the storm quietly.

Looks to me like he's digging a deeper hole for himself. He'll have to follow in the footsteps of ex-NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer, who insisted he would remain in office even after the news media reported that he had been spending his money on high-priced prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Spitzer ultimately realized he had no choice but to resign and stepped down in May 2008.
In some career fields, character and duplicity are not considered factors in doing one's job.
But Sanford is not a rock and roller or a movie star (who often benefit from negative publicity) or a low-profile worker like a laborer or a business owner.
He's a very high-profile politician who was elected to serve his constituents.
Public servants are held to a higher standard. The S.C. governor let his people down in more ways than one.
See ya later, Mr. Sanford.
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I am scheduled to be on YES-FM (89.3) tomorrow at 8:20 a.m. It's usually a quick visit, maybe 10 minutes on the air to talk about stories I've been working on.
You can listen online, here is a link to the website.
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July 1, 2009
Toledo, Ohio

Greatest Rock Band Ever

Nicely edited compilation of "I Saw Her Standing There" performed at different times by The Beatles and by Paul McCartney's bands. It just feels good to hear such a simple, melodic, rhythmic song played with verve.
My childhood hero John Lennon -- I love the way he bounces his body at the knees when he strums that Rickenbacker guitar. I still miss him, he was one of a kind.
Thanks to Pastor Mark Vipond for sending this my way and giving me a welcome break from the daily grind....

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By the way, the best band of the 21st century kicked off its world tour last night in Barcelona. I'm speaking about U2 and its new "360" tour. The Dublin lads come to the USA in September.
There's loads of info on the band's official site. Click here.

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The First Set List

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(from U2.com)
U2's set list, opening night of 360-degree Tour, Barcelona 6/30/09:

Breathe
No Line on the Horizon
Get On Your Boots
Magnificent
Beautiful DaY
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Angel of Harlem
In A Little While
Unknown Caller
Unforgettable Fire
City of Blinding LIghts
Vertigo
I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight
Sunday Bloody Sunday
Pride (In The Name of Love)
MLK
Walk On
Where The Streets Have No Name
One
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Ultraviolet
With Or Without You
Moment of Surrender.

July 2, 2009

Politics Not As Usual

This Christian Science Monitor report certainly shows some creativity in the way a Ukrainian politician dealt with allegations of ineptitude and abuse.

Ukraine: When a budget crisis looms, this mayor dons a Speedo
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Kiev Mayor Leonid Chernovetsky

By James Marson

KYIV, UKRAINE – Facing a reported $1.2 billion budget deficit, accusations of corruption, and a parliamentary commission investigation, Leonid Chernovetsky, mayor of Kyiv (Kiev), knew he needed to give the performance of his life.

He didn’t disappoint. After jogging and doing 15 chin-ups, he stripped down to a Speedo and swam 15 meters. “I want to demonstrate to the whole world that I am absolutely fit physically and mentally,” he announced.

A millionaire businessman and evangelical Christian, Mr. Chernovetsky has gained a reputation for wacky ideas. With Kyiv facing an economic crisis, Chernovetsky proposed charging fees to enter cemeteries, selling his kisses in a raffle, and selling burial plots for frogs.

When thousands gathered outside his offices to protest corruption, he entertained them with a song and announced that he was launching a singing career. “I will make millions of dollars per day. Because who sings better than I do? No one does, except God,” he enthused.

He is accused by several political opponents of selling city land to insiders at knockdown prices and of accepting bribes. He denies these accusations and likes to present himself as a defender of the poor who fights corruption. His hold on power is maintained by his support among elderly voters – his “beloved babushkas.”

Infighting among opposition members has prevented them from mounting a consolidated challenge. After the parliamentary commission ordered him to have a mental-health check, Chernovetsky took a few weeks off on sick leave.

It’s not clear how much good it did him. One of his first proposals when he returned to work recently was to offer utility price subsidies to “those who believe in God and justice,” and a reminder that “the mayor of Kyiv will always be on their side.

Michael Jackson quote

MICHAEL JACKSON, 2006:

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."

July 4, 2009

Wit and Witticisms from Groucho

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Here are a few quotes from the late, great comedian (Julian) Groucho Marx:

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"I remember the first time I had sex -- I kept the receipt."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

July 6, 2009

It's all a matter of perspective

Please click on the Dilbert cartoon below to read it. Unfortunately, you can't see the last two panels to the right on my blog without clicking. Sorry for the inconvenience, but it's worth the effort! -- David

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July 7, 2009

The gas market boogie

NEWS ITEM: World stock markets fell as oil prices slumped below $64 a barrel Monday amid concerns that any recovery in the global economy will be a long, hard slog following disappointing U.S. jobs data last week.

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I didn't see a price drop at the gas pumps yesterday, did you? Prices were under $2 just a few months ago, now they're in the $2.50 range for regular in the Toledo area.
When the price of oil jumps on the international markets, the price at the pump jumps almost instantaneously. But when it plunges on the market, it may slowly coast downhill for consumers.
This really gets on my nerves, against my better judgment. I don't even need gas this week but the principle of it is an irritation to me and I grumble when the prices climb so fast and go down so slowly.
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I wish I could have the same attitude as a friend of mine. She doesn't even look at the price of gas. She's not a millionaire, but is not poor either. She goes to the gas station, puts her credit card in the slot, and fills up her minivan without even worrying about how much it costs. What difference does it make, she says. You have to pay for it no matter what the price is.

It's kind of like the weather. You can't do anything about it, really. Grumbling and worrying won't help. Some things are beyond our control.
If the price of gas is 5 cents a gallon less at one station than another, or 5 cents more today than it was yesterday, and you need 20 gallons of gas, how much of a difference is that going to make?
One dollar.
Not enough to really worry about. OK, if it doubles in price or goes up 25 cents a gallon it can cut into your wallet a little more. But in the big picture, it's not going to make much difference in your daily life.
Maybe you'll cut down on extra driving. Maybe you'll buy a Prius. But why worry about things that you can't do anything about?
I need to work on my attitude and heed Jesus's words in Matthew 6:25-27:

"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"

Here are the relevant verses, taken from The Message Bible:

25 -26"If you decide for God, living a life of God-worship, it follows that you don't fuss about what's on the table at mealtimes or whether the clothes in your closet are in fashion. There is far more to your life than the food you put in your stomach, more to your outer appearance than the clothes you hang on your body. Look at the birds, free and unfettered, not tied down to a job description, careless in the care of God. And you count far more to him than birds.

27 -29"Has anyone by fussing in front of the mirror ever gotten taller by so much as an inch? All this time and money wasted on fashion—do you think it makes that much difference? Instead of looking at the fashions, walk out into the fields and look at the wildflowers. They never primp or shop, but have you ever seen color and design quite like it? The ten best-dressed men and women in the country look shabby alongside them.

30 -33"If God gives such attention to the appearance of wildflowers—most of which are never even seen—don't you think he'll attend to you, take pride in you, do his best for you? What I'm trying to do here is to get you to relax, to not be so preoccupied with getting, so you can respond to God's giving. People who don't know God and the way he works fuss over these things, but you know both God and how he works. Steep your life in God-reality, God-initiative, God-provisions. Don't worry about missing out. You'll find all your everyday human concerns will be met.

34"Give your entire attention to what God is doing right now, and don't get worked up about what may or may not happen tomorrow. God will help you deal with whatever hard things come up when the time comes.

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Toledo, Ohio
July 7, 2009

July 10, 2009

Thursday Evening Round-up

It's been a while since I posted my personal thoughts and opinions on here, so I'm going to make the rounds quickly.
Thanks to all of you faithful readers. Last week I had more than 1,000 unique visitors per day and I am grateful for each and every one of you.
'I've been working hard this week on a complicated and evolving story about the Antiochian Orthodox Christian Church and a brewing controversy over the status of its bishops.
It may not sound like a very sexy story but believe me, this one is going to shock and awe you. Well I might be exaggerating slightly but I do think you'll find it VERY interesting. I can't say more at the moment but stay tuned... and be sure to read the paper this weekend.
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I read Dean Koontz's new book "Relentless" with plans to write a review for publication. That didn't happen, however. In this case, the print media's loss is the digital world's gain.
Here is my exclusive online review of the new Dean Koontz novel:

"Relentless" is another taut thriller by one of the finest writers in today's publishing world. Koontz is a genius at laying out a plot, gripping the reader immediately, and then slowly unfolding the story with twists and turns and rhythmic wordplay that creates a mesmerizing flow of images and ideas.
In "Relentless," the protagonist, Cullen "Cubby" Greenwich, is a successful author and the villain is an enigmatic book reviewer named Sheraman Waxx. Cubby's wife, Penny, and their 6-year-old son, Milo, play key roles.
When Waxx gives Cubby a bad review, it's not just literary criticism. It seems that a bad review from Waxx is the kiss of death in more ways than one.
This is an excellent premise for a thriller laden with irony and humor. The only problem for me is that Koontz's villain is so evil that he'd fit right into the cast of some of those popular but demented horror movies like "Saw" and "Nightmare on Elm Street" (neither of which I've seen so I know I shouldn't use them as examples but I've HEARD about them from my movie-critic friends and numerous reviews I've skimmed, and to be honest I don't know any other twisted horror movies to refer to. Now back to my book review).
One of Waxx's victims, for example, is Henry Casa, 36 years old, a supremely talented painter (before Waxx was a book critic, he critiqued art). Waxx and pals did the following to Casa: "he was blinded by the measured application of an acid. His hands were amputated at the wrists with surgical precision. Perhaps because he had been known to speak so articulately about painting and culture, in resistance to certain ideologial art, his tongue and his vocal cords were removed."
Now that kind of punishment is straight from hell: this once-great artist can no longer see, has no hands, and can't speak.
There are other examples of tortured, painful existences and death, but to me this one was the most disturbing. Henry Casa's pained presence is only written about in a few short fast-moving chapters and the story then forges on.

I love Dean Koontz's writing, In fact, he is one of my top five favorites. But after reading this novel -- in 3 nights, I couldn't put it down as usual with his books -- I felt like I had been dragged through the sewer and down into the pit and when it ended I was just glad to get out alive.
For people with strong stomachs, "Relentless" will be just the thing to amuse and entertain them. For people like me, I prefer a little less sickness and twisted thinking, and bit more humor and wit. Koontz can and does write in a number of different styles and tones. This one wasn't my kind of tone. It was more of a haunted dirge..
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I am now reading "God Is Back," by John Mickelthwait and Adrian Woolridge. It's a very erudite look at how the modern world has not abandoned God as many "enlightened" people had predicted, but in fact God and religion are increasingly important to societies around the world.
I'll get back to "God Is Back" in the near future.
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One tidbit from "God Is Back" that I didn't know, and maybe its news to you, too:
"The famous Taipei Rebellion (of Great Peace) in the 19th century was led by a Christian who claimed to be Christ's brother -- and only put down at the cost of more than 20 million lives."
NOTE: You read that right: TWENTY MILLION people were killed!
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I'm falling behind the pace to reach my goal of reading 50 books this year, but with a little extra effort I just might make it. Maybe I should read more light stuff instead of so many heady tomes on religion and philosophy.
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Played some golf this morning. I have not played much at all this year. It's just been tough to get out on the course, mostly due to time constraints but I am also forced to watch my budget with all the cuts at work. When you have a busy schedule, you know you can't do everything and so something has to give. This year, for me, it's been golf. But I had such a great time, I think I'll be back on the course soon. And I didn't play too badly. I started to drive the ball well after the third or fourth hole. Short game was definitely rusty, but that's a given when you haven't been playing regularly.
Golf is the second greatest game -- after soccer/futball. You can never achieve perfection, and a dedicated golfer is always striving for something better. It's always out there, just beyond your reach. It's a game of mental and physical balance and skill. And you get to walk around the beautiful courses and soak in the scenery.
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Nice to be back on the blog. Hope you're all doing well. As Jed Clampett said so well, "C'mon back, y'hear?"
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Sylvania, Ohio
July 9, 2009

July 13, 2009

Dangers of ignorance and hatred

There have been many clashes on the religious front in Europe in the last few years involving the continent's growing Muslim population -- from the slaying of Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh to the riots in France in 2005 and 2007 in which thousands of protesters were arrested and thousands of cars were set on fire.
There have been many legal confrontations as well, particularly involving the wearing of religious garb such as hijabs, or headscarfs, veils and burkhas.
This story below shows that these conflicts can end in tragedy. An Egyptian woman living in Germany, who was four months pregnant, was insulted by an ignorant and dangerous neighbor who called her a terrorist. When she went to court to deal with him in particular and the issue in general, the article below details the tragic outcome.
This is the kind of news event that could possibly trigger more furor and violence worldwide, such as the deaths that followed the publication of Danish cartoons of Prophet Mohammed in 2005.
Meanwhile, in Toledo, the largest area mosque was host to a multifaith picnic yesterday. This is exactly the kind of effort the world needs to improve interfaith relationships and prevent ignorance and violence. -- David

The headscarf martyr: murder in German court sparks Egyptian fury

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Egyptian Marwa el-Sherbini and her husband Elvi Ali Okaz.
Photograph: EPA

CAIRO — Thousands of Egyptian mourners marched behind the coffin of the "martyr of the head scarf" on Monday -- a pregnant Muslim woman who was stabbed to death in a German courtroom as her young son watched.

Many in her homeland were outraged by the attack and saw the low-key response in Germany as an example of racism and anti-Muslim sentiment.

Her husband was critically wounded in the attack Wednesday in Dresden when he tried to intervene and was stabbed by the attacker and accidentally shot by court security.

"There is no god but God and the Germans are the enemies of God," chanted the mourners for 32-year-old Marwa al-Sherbini in her hometown of Alexandria, where her body was buried after being flown back from Germany.

"We will avenge her killing," her brother Tarek el-Sherbini told The Associated Press by telephone from the mosque where prayers were being recited in front of his sister's coffin. "In the West, they don't recognize us. There is racism."

Al-Sherbini, who was about four months pregnant and wore the Islamic head scarf, was involved in a court case against her neighbor for calling her a terrorist and was set to testify against him when he stabbed her 18 times inside the courtroom in front of her 3-year-old son.

Her husband, who was in Germany on a research fellowship, came to her aid and was also stabbed by the neighbor and shot in the leg by a security guard who initially mistook him for the attacker, German prosecutors said. He is now in critical condition in a German hospital, according to al-Sherbini's brother.

"The guards thought that as long as he wasn't blond, he must be the attacker so they shot him," al-Sherbini told an Egyptian television station.

Monday morning musings

Here are a few things I didn't know before working on my article about the turmoil in the Antiochian Orthodox Christian Church (read the front-page story here) and thought you might find them interesting:

If the church was founded in Antioch in 42 A.D., and is called the Antiochian Orthodox Christian Church, why is it headquartered in Damascus, Syria?

Here's the answer, from orthodoxwikipedia.org (bet you didn't know there was an orthodoxwikipedia, did you?):

In 1098, Crusaders took the city [Antioch] and set up a Latin Patriarchate of Antioch to adorn its Latin Kingdom of Syria, while a Greek patriarchate continued in exile in Constantinople. After nearly two centuries of Crusader rule, the Egyptian Mamelukes seized Antioch in 1268, and the Orthodox patriarch, Theodosius IV, was able to return to the region. By this point, Antioch itself had been reduced to a smaller town, and so in the 14th century Ignatius II transferred the seat of the patriarchate to Damascus, where it remains to this day, though the patriarch retains the Antiochian title.

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A Web site that has been closely monitoring the Antiochian Orthodox controversy is OCAnews.org, run by Mark Stokoe of Dayton, Ohio.
Mr. Stokoe is a graphic designer and a member of the Orthodox Church in America -- not the Antiochian Orthodox Church.
He started the web site when the OCA was embroiled in a controversy involving the disappearance of millions of dollars from the denomination's coffers.
The site was well read by many Orthodox Christians of various jurisdictions and when the Antiochian crisis developed, OCAnews.org turned out to be one place the laypersons and clergy in the Antiochian church could go to post and read information.

As he puts it:

"I got involved because I started my website OCANews.org to speak to a scandal in my jurisdiction, which became a crisis. Ironically, in the AOCA have a crisis which has become a scandal."

Mr. Stokoe is a remarkably accurate news writer and provider, checking all his sources and making sure everything is factual and accurate.
It appears to me that this graphic designer and his website pay as much attention to detail and hold sources and information to the same high ethical standards as any professional journalist or news organization.
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Bishop Demetri Khoury, who retired after his 2003 arrest for grabbing a woman's breast while he was drunk in a Michigan casino, will be listed as a sexual offender in Florida for 26 years after pleading guilty to fourth-degree criminal sexual assault.
You can check his status online here.
The bishop's sexual assault was captured on video in "crystal clear" quality, according to arresting officers, and when he was arrested he used some "nonbishop-like language - a lot of profanity."
He recently was "unretired," and where he goes from here, nobody knows. Well maybe some people know but they're not talking.

Well I've never been to Spain...

... but I've been to New Orleans a few times. Next year if I can't be in Pamplona maybe I'll head to the Big Easy for this unique and creative variation of the "Running of the Bulls." See you there? -- David


Armed with foam-core bats, the Big Easy Rollergirls
will chase hard-core runners through French Quarter

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Keith I. Marszalek / NOLA.COM

Members of the Big Easy Rollergirls, from left, Monica Ferroe, Jordan Blanton, Sherri Montz and Jamie Schmill -- get ready to take to the streets at last year's San Fermin in Nueva Orleans. Editor's note: View photos and video from the 2009 "Running of the Bulls" in New Orleans


by Molly Reid,
Staff writer, The Times-Picayune

When Mickey Hanning first saw the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona on television when he was 15, he knew that one day he would travel to Spain and be in that number.

What he didn't know was that he would bring the tradition to life in his hometown of New Orleans, spawning a national trend.

Hanning is a co-founder of San Fermin in Nueva Orleans: The Running of the Bulls in New Orleans, happening Saturday. Modeled after the festival of San Fermin in Spain, which started Tuesday, the local event involves hundreds of people in white and red gathering at 8 a.m. to run through the streets of the French Quarter. But instead of running from bulls, they will be running from something equally fearsome: the Big Easy Rollergirls. Armed with foam-core bats and wearing horns on their helmets.

"There's just such a raw, chaotic environment, infused with energy, " said Dylan O'Donnell, another co-founder of the event.

Hanning made good on his adolescent promise to go to Pamplona in 2002, but it wasn't until Mardi Gras 2007 that he saw a friend dressed up in white and red as a San Fermin runner, or correro, and was inspired to bring the festival home. Hanning approached O'Donnell, already a celebrated party planner, with the idea, and "his eyes lit up and that was it, " Hanning said.

"It was just a perfect fit, " O'Donnell said. "There's a costuming element, and as a native New Orleanian, that really appealed to me."

"And, we're a former Spanish colony, " Hanning added.


It didn't take long for them to envision a fleet of horned, bat-wielding, skirt-wearing roller skaters. O'Donnell's wife, Tracey, is a member of the Big Easy Rollergirls.

The first year's festival was advertised solely through a MySpace event page and word of mouth, and 250 people turned out. In 2008, the number grew to more than 600. This year, organizers are hoping for more than 1,000 runners, including out-of-towners. San Fermin in Nueva Orleans has spawned imitators as well, with "copycats" popping up in places such as Grand Rapids, Mich., and Tampa, Fla.

Organizers also have expanded the festivities beyond Saturday's run. The festival kicks off tonight with a pre-paid dinner at Rio Mar. Saturday night, Chickie Wah Wah will host a "Fiesta de Pantalones" concert featuring the band Los Po-Boy-Citos. And, on Sunday, "Pobre de Mi" will include a tapas brunch and first-ever Ernest Hemingway Contest at Chickie Wah Wah.

For the main event Saturday morning, participants should show up at the Three-Legged Dog before 8 a.m., preferably in white and red. Also, be prepared to run even harder: This year, the Big Easy Rollergirls will be assisted by "roller bulls" from derby teams from Houma, Baton Rouge, Jacksonville, Fla., and Houston.

"They've been instructed to hit hard, " O'Donnell said. "Every year people complain that they weren't hit hard enough."

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SAN FERMIN IN NUEVA ORLEANS

What: Modeled after the centuries-old festival in Pamplona, Spain, runners are chased by 'roller bulls' with foam-core bats from one end of the Quarter to the other. Children may not participate in the run.

When: Saturday, 8 a.m.; lineup starts before 7 a.m.

Where: Starts at The Three-Legged Dog, 400 Burgundy St., and ends at Gazebo Cafe, 1018 Decatur St.

Information: For details on the route and related events, visit www.nolabulls.com.

July 14, 2009

Fred Is Dead: Legendary Obit

Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark
Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle as a result of an automobile accident on June 18, 2006.

True to Fred's personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cussed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to look over his wife and kids.

He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alice Rennie Clark entered the room and saddened a little when she left. His legacy was the good works performed by his sons, Frederic Arthur Clark III and Andrew Douglas Clark MD, PhD., along with Andy's wife, Sara Morgan Clark.

Fred's back straightened and chest puffed out when he heard the Star Spangled Banner and his eyes teared when he heard Amazing Grace. He wouldn't abide self important tight *censored*.

Always an interested observer of politics, particularly what the process does to its participants, he was amused by politician's outrage when we lie to them and amazed at what the voters would tolerate. His final wishes were "throw the bums out and don't elect lawyers" (though it seems to make little difference).

During his life he excelled at mediocrity. He loved to hear and tell jokes, especially short ones due to his limited attention span. He had a life long love affair with bacon, butter, cigars and bourbon.

You always knew what Fred was thinking much to the dismay of his friend and family. His sons said of Fred, "he was often wrong, but never in doubt".

When his family was asked what they remembered about Fred, they fondly recalled how Fred never peed in the shower - on purpose.

He died at MCV Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a double date to include his wife, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter to crash an ACLU cocktail party.

In lieu of flowers, Fred asks that you make a sizable purchase at your local ABC store or Virginia winery (please, nothing French - the *censored*) and get rip roaring drunk at home with someone you love or hope to make love to. Word of caution though, don't go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of a MADD lobbyist and overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives.

No funeral or service is planned. However, a party will be held to celebrate Fred's life. It will be held in Midlothian, Va. Email fredsmemory@yahoo.com for more information.

Fred's ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party on the Great Wicomico River where he had a home for 25 years.

Additionally, all of Fred's friend (sic) will be asked to gather in a phone booth, to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, "Fred who?"

Published in the Richmond Times-Dispatch on 7/9/2006

July 15, 2009

Get Yer Calculators Out...

... unless you can do this math in your head. I gave it a test and found that the numbers are correct:

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Word for the Day: ness (nes) n. a headland; promontory; cape.

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Quote taken from a recent N.Y. Times article on "Tweeting" during religious services:

“Can you tweet a minyan? I don’t think so.”

-- Rabbi Gerald C. Skolnik of the Forest Hills Jewish Center in Queens, who carries an iPhone and a laptop and is talking with his congregation about a Facebook page, referring to the quorum of 10 people required for most Jewish devotions.
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Joke by the late, hilarious, deadpan-delivery comedian Mitch Hedberg:

"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know all the time. If someone needs to get ahold me they just say, 'Mitch,' and I say, 'What?' and turn my head slightly."
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July 16, 2009

The Tomato Garden

An oldie but a goodie. -- David

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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.


That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,

Vinnie

The Latest on Fr. Robinson

My article was published today about the latest development in the Father Gerald Robinson case (read it here).
There are two key elements to the story: One, that male DNA found on Sister Margaret Ann's fingernails does not match that of Fr. Jerome Swiatecki, and second, that the Ohio Innocence Project next will test the DNA of deceased serial killer Coral Watts.

Robinson's current defense attorneys -- and some avid case-watchers -- are convinced that it was a different Toledo diocesan priest, the late Father Swiatecki, who murdered Sister Margaret Ann on that fateful Holy Saturday morning in 1980.

In January, 2008, attorney John Donahue filed a petition in Lucas County Common Pleas Court quoting Sister Dorothy Marie Balabuch, a Sylvania Franciscan nun, as saying she worked as a housekeeper for Father Swiatecki and that the priest was an "immoral man" with "a very bad temper" and a fondness for knives and "hard-core pornography."

Not a very flattering portrayal of the late father, who died in 1996 at age 82.

Robinson's defense attorneys contend that the timeframe for Sister Margaret Ann's murder is different than the one presented in courtroom testimony, and that she was killed during a timeframe when Fr. Swiatecki's whereabouts cannot be determined.

As Rick Kerger, another Robinson attorney said in today's article, the fact that the DNA found on the murdered nun's nails does not match Fr. Swiatecki's does not prove anything. Had it been a match, then that would have bolstered their case.

As for Watts' DNA being tested, there has been no evidence linking him to Sister Margaret Ann's murder but if his DNA test turns out to match that found on the nun's fingernails, it would be a very, very interesting twist.

That's a big "if," however.

Watts killed at least a dozen women and may have killed 80 more. Most of his victims were women between the ages of 14 and 40 who were tortured and then stabbed or beaten to death.
He was definitely a twisted and dangerous man, with more mental problems than just a low IQ of 68.

Watts died in prison of prostate cancer two years ago at age 53. You can read Wikipedia's report on his sad and sordid life and crimes here.

Since Watts was in the Detroit area when Sister Margaret Ann was slain, it is logical that some people would draw a connection between this notorious sicko and the brutal death of a nun in Toledo.

The upcoming DNA test will either support those theories or shut them down.
Or maybe not.
Conspiracy theorists are tenacious. It takes a lot to change their minds.

Meanwhile, Father Gerald Robinson remains safely behind bars in southern Ohio.

Tweet, Tweet!

OK, I'm finally Twittering. I first heard about Twitter more than a year ago but didn't think it was something I'd get involved with.
Yet it is growing into another unavoidable cultural phenomenon, much like Facebook. You can run but you can't hide from it!
I know Ashton Kutcher and CNN were racing to see which would be the first to have a million followers.
I'm no Ashton Kutcher and I'm no CNN, but there are some similiarities if you want to stretch the limits:
I appeared in a movie that was nominated for an Academy Award ("Twist of Faith" for best documentary) -- don't know if Ashton K was in an Oscar-nominated film? -- and because of that I am listed in the authoritative Hollywood site imdb.com, and like CNN I do work in the news media.
I don't know if I have much to Tweet about, but I guess I can come up with a couple of chirps here and there.
I'm following Bono, Sarah Palin, Beck, Malcolm Gladwell, Stewart Cink, Max Lucado, and Sharon Corr, among others (quite a mix!), and if you want to follow me I'm sure you're savvy enough to find a way to sign up. Some of you already have.
Hope it all works out well and everybody has plenty of fun and informative times on Twitter.
So here we go...
Tweet, tweet!

July 20, 2009

Raed the fnie pnirt

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July 21, 2009

Quote for the Day

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“My view of our planet was a glimpse of divinity.”
– Edgar Mitchell

Apollo 14 astronaut who in January, 1971, became the sixth man to walk on the moon.

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(In a tangentially related observation, Mitchell also said he is "90 percent sure that many of the thousands of unidentified flying objects, or UFOs, recorded since the 1940s, belong to visitors from other planets" and that UFOs have been the "subject of disinformation in order to deflect attention and to create confusion so the truth doesn't come out".)

July 22, 2009

Turning the Pages

Flipping through the calendar and the decades and humanity's billion-year space journey (see Eliot Rosewater's rant below)...

It's July 21, 2009, do you know where your astronaut is?

Not on the moon, that's for sure. It's been 40 years since that size 9 1/2 footprint made its inspiring mark on the lunar surface, an incredible goal that was achieved in less than a decade by American scientific and political knowhow.
Today, NASA's space program is struggling through budget cuts just like any agency, and there are no plans for another manned moon shot for over a decade.
Looking back 40 years, I remember the tingle of excitement I felt on that hot summer evening when our family gathered around our fuzzy black and white TV in North Babylon, N.Y., and watched as the Eagle landed on the moon -- can you believe it! the moon! -- and Neil Armstrong took those historic steps.
After the initial euphoria faded, some people asked why we were spending millions on space travel when we have so many serious problems to tackle here on earth. There were no satisfactory answers, in my 14-year-old mind, but I was glad I didn't have to rationalize it for Congress or anybody and that America didn't abandon the space program and that my dreams were buoyed by NASA's bold vision and accomplishments.
Was sending people to the moon a good investment? Maybe, perhaps, the future of humanity depends on space travel.
Maybe the only benefit we derive was the invention of Teflon (yes! nonstick pans! Priceless!). But the lofty achievement from July 20, 1969 certainly fired the imagination of generations of Americans and made us believe in ourselves and in our future as a nation and world leader.
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I just re-read Kurt Vonnegut's fabulous but often overlooked novel, "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater." There's a scene in the book, written in 1965, when the protagonist (if you can call him that), Eliot Rosewater, an alcoholic millionaire who inherited his fortune from his robber-baron ancestors, went on a cross-country binge visiting volunteer fire statoins and searching for some sort of meaning of life.
Eliot, sloppy drunk, crashed a science-fiction writers' convention in Milford, Penn., and has this to say:
"I love you [sob's]. Your'e all I read any more. You're the only ones crazy enough to know that life is a space voyage, and not a short one, either, but one that'll last or billions of years. You're the only ones with guts enough to really care about the future, who really notice what machines do to us, what wars do to us, whath cities do to us, what big, simple ideas to do us, what tremendous misunderstandings, mistakes, accidents, and castrophes do to us. You're the only ones zany enough to agonize over time and distances without limit, over mysteries that will never die, over the fact that we are right now determining whether the space voyage for the next billion years or so is going to be Heaven or Hell."

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Less than a month after the lunar landing, America experienced another major breakthrough: the Woodstock Music and Art Fair, Aug. 15-18, 1969.
It rattled the cages of society and gave the nation's youth the confidence to believe that things can change, that there was power in numbers and strength in unity. That young people DID Have a voice and could have an impact.
This event came at a time when the Vietnam War was looming over our heads and the hippies and free spirits were breaking out of the shirt-and-tie straitjacket of the establishment.
The music at the festival was great, although I think some of it sounds dated now when I listen to even some of the legendary performances from that event. But Woodstock was much more than the music. It was a cultural epiphany for a troubled generation that desperately and vehemently did not want to follow in its parents footsteps.
As with many breakthrough moments, it led to abuses and overindulgences -- some of them fatal. But it also set the country free from its inherited narrow-minded, button-down worldview and led people, mostly the youth but some older folks -- to think that the sky was the limit and the meaning of life was not to be found in the military-industrial complex or defined by scientific advances, but through self-discovery and the freedom, creativity and spirituality that Woodstock represented.
By the way, I went to the 25th anniversary Woodstock 94, on assignment. Saw Green Day get tackled by security guards and had a close up spot for the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their silver lightbulb suits and watched as hundreds of thousands held candles aloft while Peter Gabriel sang "Biko."
I also trekked my way through disgusting shin-deep mud that was so foul the health dept. cordoned off the grounds post-concert, marking it hazardous.
I remember lugging a 25-pound Compaq "laptop" to the scene to file my stories and losing my Nikon camera on a shuttle bus.
Even 25 years after the original, Woodstock was quite a trip -- and not necessary the good kind.
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A gentile's "Yahrzeit"

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The Jews have a wonderful tradition of honoring their loved ones on the anniversary of their death, a ritual known as Yahrzeit.
Six years ago tomorrow, July 22, 2003, my father Ferdinand left this mortal coil. He was 83 and lived a full life, enjoying every moment as much as anyone I've ever known. The photo above shows his sense of humor -- his T-shirt says, "God's Gift to Women."
I think about Dad every day at some point, especially when I look in the mirror and realize to my surprise that I am increasingly, unavoidably in many ways becoming my father.
His genes and his nurturing live on in me and my siblings and in our children and someday in our children's children.
That's the river of life. It keeps on flowing whether you're here or gone. But memories and legacies keep your loved ones close to your heart forever.

Anglican schism inevitable?

This article from the London Times was written by Bishop N.T. "Tom" Wright, Anglican bishop of Durham, England, who in addition to being a bishop is a skillful and prolific author.

From The Times
July 15, 2009

The Americans know this will end in schism

Support by US Episcopalians for homosexual clergy is contrary to Anglican faith and tradition. They are leaving the family

Tom Wright
In the slow-moving train crash of international Anglicanism, a decision taken in California has finally brought a large coach off the rails altogether. The House of Bishops of the Episcopal Church (TEC) in the United States has voted decisively to allow in principle the appointment, to all orders of ministry, of persons in active same-sex relationships. This marks a clear break with the rest of the Anglican Communion.

Both the bishops and deputies (lay and clergy) of TEC knew exactly what they were doing. They were telling the Archbishop of Canterbury and the other “instruments of communion” that they were ignoring their plea for a moratorium on consecrating practising homosexuals as bishops. They were rejecting the two things the Archbishop of Canterbury has named as the pathway to the future — the Windsor Report (2004) and the proposed Covenant (whose aim is to provide a modus operandi for the Anglican Communion). They were formalising the schism they initiated six years ago when they consecrated as bishop a divorced man in an active same-sex relationship, against the Primates’ unanimous statement that this would “tear the fabric of the Communion at its deepest level”. In Windsor’s language, they have chosen to “walk apart”.

Granted, the TEC resolution indicates a strong willingness to remain within the Anglican Communion. But saying “we want to stay in, but we insist on rewriting the rules” is cynical double-think. We should not be fooled.

Of course, matters didn’t begin with the consecration of Gene Robinson. The floodgates opened several years before, particularly in 1996 when a church court acquitted a bishop who had ordained active homosexuals. Many in TEC have long embraced a theology in which chastity, as universally understood by the wider Christian tradition, has been optional.

That wider tradition always was counter-cultural as well as counter-intuitive. Our supposedly selfish genes crave a variety of sexual possibilities. But Jewish, Christian and Muslim teachers have always insisted that lifelong man-plus-woman marriage is the proper context for sexual intercourse. This is not (as is frequently suggested) an arbitrary rule, dualistic in overtone and killjoy in intention. It is a deep structural reflection of the belief in a creator God who has entered into covenant both with his creation and with his people (who carry forward his purposes for that creation).

Paganism ancient and modern has always found this ethic, and this belief, ridiculous and incredible. But the biblical witness is scarcely confined, as the shrill leader in yesterday’s Times suggests, to a few verses in St Paul. Jesus’s own stern denunciation of sexual immorality would certainly have carried, to his hearers, a clear implied rejection of all sexual behaviour outside heterosexual monogamy. This isn’t a matter of “private response to Scripture” but of the uniform teaching of the whole Bible, of Jesus himself, and of the entire Christian tradition.

The appeal to justice as a way of cutting the ethical knot in favour of including active homosexuals in Christian ministry simply begs the question. Nobody has a right to be ordained: it is always a gift of sheer and unmerited grace. The appeal also seriously misrepresents the notion of justice itself, not just in the Christian tradition of Augustine, Aquinas and others, but in the wider philosophical discussion from Aristotle to John Rawls. Justice never means “treating everybody the same way”, but “treating people appropriately”, which involves making distinctions between different people and situations. Justice has never meant “the right to give active expression to any and every sexual desire”.

Such a novel usage would also raise the further question of identity. It is a very recent innovation to consider sexual preferences as a marker of “identity” parallel to, say, being male or female, English or African, rich or poor. Within the “gay community” much postmodern reflection has turned away from “identity” as a modernist fiction. We simply “construct” ourselves from day to day.

We must insist, too, on the distinction between inclination and desire on the one hand and activity on the other — a distinction regularly obscured by references to “homosexual clergy” and so on. We all have all kinds of deep-rooted inclinations and desires. The question is, what shall we do with them? One of the great Prayer Book collects asks God that we may “love the thing which thou commandest, and desire that which thou dost promise”. That is always tough, for all of us. Much easier to ask God to command what we already love, and promise what we already desire. But much less like the challenge of the Gospel.

The question then presses: who, in the US, is now in communion with the great majority of the Anglican world? It would be too hasty to answer, the newly formed “province” of the “Anglican Church in North America”. One can sympathise with some of the motivations of these breakaway Episcopalians. But we should not forget the Episcopalian bishops, who, doggedly loyal to their own Church, and to the expressed mind of the wider Communion, voted against the current resolution. Nor should we forget the many parishes and worshippers who take the same stance. There are many American Episcopalians, inside and outside the present TEC, who are eager to sign the proposed Covenant. That aspiration must be honoured.

Contrary to some who have recently adopted the phrase, there is already a “fellowship of confessing Anglicans”. It is called the Anglican Communion. The Episcopal Church is now distancing itself from that fellowship. Ways must be found for all in America who want to be loyal to it, and to scripture, tradition and Jesus, to have that loyalty recognised and affirmed at the highest level.

Tom Wright is Bishop of Durham

July 23, 2009

Ann Arbor News goes digital

Today is the last day the Ann Arbor News will print a daily edition. It's one of the early casualties of the war between pixels and paper.
Pixels are definitely on the attack and the print media are circling the wagons and playing defense.
What the print folks need to do is to reinvent themselves, toss out the 200-year-old business model and come up with a newspaper that people want to buy and want to read and want to buy advertising in.
I hear over and over again from people who love to read the paper and love to hold a newspaper in their hands and fear that all papers will go the way of the AA News. I don't think that is the inevitable fate of the entire industry but it could be leaning that way if we don't get the right people in the right places to make key strategic decisions and to have a vision of what the future of newspapers must look like.
It's a lot like having a good general in a time of war. We can win this thing and survive, or we can lose the war and be wiped out. We need visionary and competent leadership.
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The story reprinted below, with photos and sidebars, can be read online here.

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Farewell Ann Arbor:
News closing ends decades-long tradition of daily newspaper publishing

by Geoff Larcom | The Ann Arbor News
July 23, 2009 08:00AM

A publishing tradition that began in 1835, when an optimistic pioneer printer named Earl P. Gardiner started the Michigan Argus, enters a dramatic new era today.
The Ann Arbor News is closing. Today is our final edition. A corporate decision announced exactly four months ago has ticked down to its last moment.

Farewell, Ann Arbor. Hugs all around.

For some, this day is tinged with sadness and shock over the loss of an Ann Arbor institution, the city's only daily newspaper. But others are curious about what the future holds in a time of rapid media change.

AnnArbor.com, a Web-driven successor to The News that will also print a Thursday and Sunday paper, plans to unveil its new site Friday. The first newspaper will come out Sunday.

They are drastically different events, both in tone and substance, yet both the closure and the launch underscore the sense of transience and humility that comes in researching the 174-year history of newspaper publishing in Ann Arbor.

You realize, as then-publisher Timothy White remarked in 1985, when The News celebrated its 150th birthday, that we are but temporary caretakers in chronicling events in our town. Today is the latest link in a chain of inevitable change.

Ann Arbor's main newspaper has also been called The Ann Arbor Courier, The True Democrat, The Daily Times, The Daily Argus, The Daily Times News and The Ann Arbor Daily News. The paper finally became The Ann Arbor News in 1937, several months after it moved into its present building at 340 E. Huron St.

Throughout the city's history, the papers operated from nearby locations in downtown Ann Arbor. A nearly month-long printers' strike in 1958 and a three-day closure after a blizzard buried the town in 1978 are the only reported breaks in our publication.
That is, until today.

As Ann Arbor grew from a hamlet of about 1,000 in 1835 to today's city of more than 110,000, the paper was there almost every step of the way.

Among the nation's best

Unlike today's mixed package of news, features and columns, the 19th-century Ann Arbor papers had a political mission. Gardiner was an unabashed Democrat and used the paper to promote his views, as did his successors.

The 20th century offered a more objective brand of coverage, although until the 1970s the paper emphasized national news out front before becoming more local on its cover page.

Recent years have brought state and national distinction to The News as it became more proactive and aggressive. A 1989 study by the American Society of Newspaper Editors named The News one of the top 14 smaller-sized papers in the country, citing the papers' reporting, content and display. The News was selected out of a field of about 1,350 papers with daily circulations of 50,000 or less, about 85 percent of all daily papers in America.

Such papers "refuse to be intimidated by their size," said Jeanne Abbott, a professor of journalism at the University of Missouri who helped select the honorees. "Their visions are ambitious and uncompromising ...

Brian Reynolds, The Ann Arbor NewsAnn Arbor News copy editor Domenica Trevor laughs Wednesday at photos of staff members taken by photographer Leisa Thompson in the newsroom. Today is the last day of publication for The News.
"In these newspapers, there is a great deal of joy in the product, an awareness of the possibilities and a healthy skepticism of limitations."
Ed Petykiewicz, who has served as editor of The News from the summer of 1988 to today's closing, said then that quality begins with the publisher's commitment to excellence "and is reinforced by planning and a staff that knows how to handle any unforeseen event with imagination and professionalism."

Such honors have continued through this year, when a four-day series by The News on the intersection of academics and athletics at the University of Michigan won first place for investigative reporting in a statewide Michigan Associated Press editorial contest for papers of all sizes.

The News' editorial pages have also ranked among the best in the state. A first place honor in the 2007 Michigan Press Associaton contest cited writing that presented "local issues with a solid flow that wasn't weighed down by numbers or forced facts."

In addition, The News' sports section and reporting efforts have consistently been judged in the nation's top 10 in an annual contest conducted by the Associated Press Sports Editors.

The awards are recent examples in a string of honors over the last 30 years that have stamped The News as a consistent producer of public-service oriented stories that hold officials accountable.

Petykiewicz credits the Ann Arbor News' staff for such sustained excellence. People who could work in larger markets often came to Ann Arbor, where they enjoyed the quality of life and nature of the job. "We've always had better journalists than you would expect for the size of the paper," Petykiewicz said this month.

Laurel Champion, who has served as publisher of The News since March 2005, says working with a talented group of employees was the top satisfaction of serving in the top spot.

"I've always felt that from our news coverage to our printing quality to our sales effort, we have put out a top-notch quality newspaper that would rival any other," Champion said this month.

Throughout the years, amid the varying approaches to gathering news, came the thousands of stories, headlines and editorials that knit together the triumph, tragedy and excitement that tell the history of a fascinating city.

Lon Horwedel, The Ann Arbor NewsAnn Arbor News editor Ed Petykiewicz packs up his belongings in his office Wednesday morning.
"It's a great newspaper town," says Dave Bishop, who served in a variety of positions, including managing editor, ombudsman and columnist, during a 35-year career at The Ann Arbor News that ended with his retirement in the fall of 1999. "People are intensely interested in local affairs. Readers have high expectations. That made us better."
Yet even such a vibrant and affluent town could not guarantee The News ' survival, as Ann Arbor today becomes the first city in the country to lose its only daily newspaper.

Advocacy, then balance

The early descendants of The Ann Arbor News engaged in a century of boisterous opinion before moderation set in during the middle of the twentieth century.

Through the prism of history, many of the editorial statements are confounding and even absurd.

Abraham Lincoln was "not a scholar" and "has no reputation as a statesman" said The Weekly Michigan Argus in 1860.

Alf Landon was the perfect antidote to the Marxism of Franklin Delano Roosevelt's New Deal, said The Ann Arbor Daily News in 1936.

And in the late 1850s, The Argus covered the trial of a man who killed a long-time friend for seducing his wife. The paper clucked approvingly, noting that shooting your wife's lover "should set many a seducer to thinking."

But such wild flourishes of opinion, usually arising from the whims of a highly political editor/owner, evolved into more responsible comment in the 20th century.

In 1954, during his first months of a 22-year tenure as editor, Art Gallagher greatly expanded the letters to the editor feature, leading to decades of lively exchange between readers and their paper.

That dialogue intensified during what Gallagher refers to as the "Sizzling Sixties." As former U-M student Judy Rakowsky noted during an interview with Gallagher in 1978: "Issues that rumbled below the surface in other Michigan towns erupted into demonstrations and public outcry in Ann Arbor."

During the Vietnam War, The News endured sharp criticism from both liberals and conservatives. One night, someone painted "One News is bad news" in big black letters on the white stone Ann Arbor News building, recalls Gallagher in personal papers on file in U-M's Bentley Historical Library.

The paper was picketed by anti-war groups, yet also fell victim to an unsuccessful boycott by a veterans group that advocated the war. Gallagher even faced pressure from colleagues around the newspaper chain for what some considered excessive coverage of civil rights events and issues.

Throughout the turbulent times, Gallagher said he tried to set a balanced tone that didn't turn away from injustices minorities faced in Ann Arbor.

"We couldn't have gotten away with being a crusading type of newspaper in this town," Gallagher told Rakowsky in 1978. "It's too intelligent."


Lon Horwedel, The Ann Arbor NewsAnn Arbor News receptionist Dawn Tobias sorts through the last week's worth of papers Wednesday morning, the day before the closing of The News.

No sacred cows

In recent years, the news and editorial pages pushed hard for openness by public officials, covering the gap between what is said publicly and what it is reality.

The News' recent stories often cast a sharp eye on behind-the-scenes activity of public officials. Among the topics were heavy payouts of pension funds to Ann Arbor city officials who manipulated the system, golden parachutes to cabinet members of former U-M president James Duderstadt and the deteriorating relationship between former U-M president Lee Bollinger and the Board of Regents.

The News focused its investigative efforts on a variety of topics. Special projects included in-depth reporting on Ann Arbor's schools, on local growth and development, the Huron River and the complex relationship between U-M and Ann Arbor.

Petykiewicz says the coverage transcended politics. "There were no sacred cows ..." he said. "We didn't genuflect to political ideology - either conservative or liberal. That was unsettling to people who wanted a homogenous approach that was shaped through a lens of political correctness.

"No one got a pass on the issues of openness and public disclosure."
Sometimes, in recent years, The News' actions drew fire from segments of the community while others praised the paper's sense of independence.

In the early 1990s, The News became one of the first newspapers in the country to publish news of commitment ceremonies for same-sex couples. Dissenting portions of the community refused any discussion on the issue.

Alan Warren, The Ann Arbor NewsPapers roll off the presses at The Ann Arbor News printing plant on State Road.
Many residents also criticized The News when it endorsed George W. Bush over Al Gore in the 2004 presidential election, and then declined to endorse any candidate in the most recent campaign. Several hundred subscribers canceled their subscriptions after the Bush endorsement, but nearly all quietly restarted.
As the editorial voice of The News grew in strength and impact, so did its charitable footprint, as The News became an active corporate partner around town.

The News' "Warm The Children" clothing program became a staple of the Christmas giving season, raising more than $1 million to purchase new clothes for needy youngsters.

The paper helped sponsor many community events and became a central player in the annual United Way campaign. Ann Arbor News executives served in top leadership roles, yet the paper wrote stories exposing financial irregularities in the local United Way, a noteworthy dichotomy between service and function.

Business decline

Yet despite years of solid journalism and community involvement, business conditions began to chip away at The News. Over the last 10 years, The New experienced a sharp decline in advertising revenue set against rising fixed costs.

The slide began with classified advertising, with losses significantly increasing in the last few years with the advent of online alternatives. Display advertising also declined in 2007 on the heels of Pfizer's announcement to pull out of Ann Arbor. As revenues shrank, expenses rose, most notably newsprint, which increased 30 percent in the last year alone.

Brian Reynolds, The Ann Arbor NewsAnn Arbor News reporter Art Aisner leaves the Ann Arbor News building with a carrier's bag to deliver old Ann Arbor News photos to the fire department on Wednesday.
News management began to offer buyouts and decreased the size of the paper in a dramatic effort to trim costs. In May of 2008, the paper had 321 full and part time employees, compared to 258 a year later. Finally came the March 23 announcement that Advance Publications, which owns The News and seven other Michigan papers, had decided to shut down its Ann Arbor property and start over. No longer would Advance struggle with the means of "managing decline," in the words of said Matt Kraner, president of AnnArbor.com.
In the online world, AnnArbor.com will minimize the most costly expenses associated with publishing a daily newspaper - newsprint, printing and distribution - while functioning with a smaller staff.
"Putting out a daily print newspaper in this market is not a sustainable business," Champion says. "Over the last couple of years, we've made a lot of tough decisions to reduce our costs carefully and appropriately, even as we continued to suffer severe advertising losses.

"Unfortunately those cuts could not turn the course for us."
In summing up his 21-year run as editor, Petykiewicz echoes the thoughts of hundreds of colleagues in conveying the excitement imbedded in 174 years of newspaper history.

"I love our profession and what we do," he says. "We have front-row seats to history as it unfolds. It is wonderfully exciting, and the unpredictability of life gives us opportunity after opportunity to write about new events that have the potential to explain issues or trigger emotional responses from readers ...

"I'm grateful for the opportunity to be the editor of a daily newspaper that has done very good work and is widely respected in our industry.
"I wish it didn't have to end this way."

Geoff Larcom can be reached at 734-417-9658 or glarcom@gmail.com.

July 24, 2009

What a deal! Today only

Here is a great deal on a great album: an MP3 of Matthew West's "Something To Say" is only $2.99 to download from Amazon.com.

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Amazon has been offering these deals on CD's by artists who are slated to play at Disney's Night of Joy in September. Yesterday it was Tobymac's "Portable Sounds."

These are really good contemporary Christian artists and their discs are worth it at full price -- so this deal is definitely worth checking out.

P.S. I get no kickback on this! I just want to spread the word, so to speak.
P.P.S. Void where prohibited by law. Offer not available in New Hampshire and Bulgaria. Insured up to $100,000 from the FDIC. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Nobody knows da trouble I seen.

Be careful with your words

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I got this photo in an email ...
You need to read the message on the cake and think about the wording for a minute before continuing to the explanation:

Someone called Wal-Mart (according to the email) to order a sheet cake for a going-away party.
The caller was asked what they wanted written on the cake.
The person ordering it said told the employee:
"I want it to say 'Best Wishes Suzanne,' and underneath that, 'We will miss you.'"

Voila!
The fact that "underneath" is misspelled is just ... ahem ... icing on the cake.

July 27, 2009

Talent trumps character in pro sports

This just in -- and it's no surprise:
Michael Vick has been conditionally reinstated by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
Vick can participate without delay in preseason practices, workouts and meetings and can play in the final two preseason games -- if he can find a team that will sign him. Once the season begins, Vick may participate in all team activities other than games, but could play as soon as October. Goodell called a news conference for late Monday afternoon. (Reported by Levine Breaking News)

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One of the first rules in sports is that a player who has committed a serious crime or moral failure will be rehabilitated -- if they still have the physical skills a team needs.
Poor Michael Vick will be back on the field this fall, playing for some team in some yet-to-be-determined U.S. city, and he'll be taunted mercilessly by fans of the opposing teams.
But he'll be making millions so I guess he will have the last laugh, or the last smirk.
He needs to get back in the NFL because he declared bankruptcy last year, despite having signed a 10-year, $130 million contract. Normal people can't imagine frittering away that kind of cash, but pro athletes and celebrities seem to be able to find a way.
Sports stars often get the breaks, and sadly it's to their own detriment.
For example, look at Steve Howe, the pro baseball pitcher who was suspended from the major leagues seven times for drug abuse. Seven times!
Do you think he would have gotten that many chances if he were a mediocre right-handed hurler? Of course not. Howe was a hard-throwing lefty and such pitchers are always in demand -- even if they have a long and troubled history of substance abuse and character deficiencies.
Sadly, baseball coddled Howe because of his talent, rather than forcing him to confront his demons to become a healthy and productive human being.
Two days after the Yankees dropped Howe in 1996, he was arrested at JFK airport with a loaded .357 in his suitcase.
Not long after that, he was arrested for drunken driving.
He died in a single-car accident in 2006, at age 48.
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I hope Michael Vick has been rehabilitated, and that he won't go anywhere near dogfights for the rest of his life.
I'm trying to be optimistic that at age 29 he has straightened himself out and will begin living a new life as a productive citizen.
My fear, however, is that the NFL may be letting this star athlete take a few shortcuts just because of his physical ability.
Vick needed serious help to overcome his mental and emotional problems, as evidenced by court testimony that he facilitated brutal dog fights and literally killed some of the losing dogs himself.
If Vick has not received proper treatment to deal with and overcome those character problems, it will be like having a ticking time bomb on his new NFL team's roster. And that would be a disaster for Vick, as well as for his new team and his teammates.
I'm sure many owners will pass on Vick, dubious about his character and wary of the controversy he'll generate wherever he goes.
But one thing is for sure: at least one team will be desperate enough for a QB that it will be willing to put up with the troubles associated with Michael Vick in hopes that he can put some points on the board.
It will be an interesting story to watch as the NFL season approaches.


A little trivia

I am working on a story about a "Home Plate" event with the Mud Hens this Sunday at Fifth Third Field, in which players talk about their Christian faith in a pregame gathering and then fans stick around for the ballgame that follows.
It's a great event and truly inspiring -- I've been to a few.
Today I interviewed Mud Hens players Donnie Kelly, Brent Clevland, and Jeff Larish. I tried to get an interview with former Detroit Tiger Willie Horton but he isn't available. He did send a bio, however, and here's the trivia question for today:

When Willie Horton was born Oct. 18, 1942, in Arno, Virginia, he was the youngest of how many children in the family?

The answer ...


drumroll please...


21.

Yes, little Willie had 20 brothers and sisters.
The family moved to Detroit when he was 9 years old.
Must have rented a Greyhound bus for the move.


July 29, 2009

Sorting Out Some Odds and Ends

Saw a teal-colored T-bird (the modern version) yesterday with this license plate:

FUN TIL

Only took a second to put 2 and 2 together and start singing the famous lyric, "And we'll have fun, fun, fun 'til Daddy takes the T-bird away..."
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My daughter Cara and her husband Dustin are moving back to Toledo after a brief adventure in Gainesville, Ga. The young couple have been through a lot in the last few months -- they got married March 21st and moved to Georgia on May 4 because Dustin was offered a job at Free Chapel, a famous megachurch whose pastor is the Rev. Jentezen Franklin.
But it just didn't click for them in Gainesville and they knew pretty quickly in their hearts that they need to come back to Ohio.
It's a humbling thing to acknowledge you made a mistake, or maybe not a mistake but that the step you took did not work out. I give them a lot of credit.
In the short term, they're moving in with Janet and me, so we've been busy this week getting the house ready for them. I moved everything out of my den, from ground to upper level, so they could have a whole floor to themselves.
I knew moving my den would be a big job but I underestimated the task. I am such a pack rat, and I have accumulated so many things, that it seemed like I was interminably carrying boxes up the stairs. But that part is done... Now I have to get everything place in my new location and paint the old den.
Meanwhile, Dustin and Cara are looking for jobs and the market in Toledo has never been so bare since I've lived here. God, Jehovah Jirah, will just have to provide!
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Here's an interesting story from the United Methodist News Service about persecution of Christians in Fiji. Our church had planned a mission trip to Fiji in 2006 when Colonel Bainimaramthe seized power in a military coup, so the church trip had to be canceled and then rescheduled.

Janet and I hosted a couple of Fijians in our house when they were in the Toledo area to play music and dance during the Impact World Tour. They were tremendous people and I'll never forget when they were leaving, they asked if they could pray for us and we stood in a circle and held hands and they prayed in their native language... I couldn't understand a word, of course, but it sounded so beautiful and I could feel a spiritual touch.
But things in Fiji are not going well for the Christians these days... here's the scoop:

Government in Fiji arrests Methodists


The Rev. Edward W. Paup


By Elliott Wright*
July 28, 2009 | NEW YORK (UMNS)

The arrests of Methodist church leaders in Fiji and the cancellation by the government of the annual church conference in the island nation are raising concerns within the international Methodist family.

"We are disturbed by the implications of the arrests and the conference cancellation for issues of human rights and freedom of religion," said the Rev. Edward W. Paup, top executive of the United Methodist Board of Global Ministries.

Paup reiterated a call to prayer for the people of Fiji issued by the Methodist Church of Britain and expressed confidence in the Methodist leaders of Fiji.

Eight top Fijian Methodist leaders were arrested on July 22 and held for two days on allegations of planning to use the Aug. 11-25 annual conference of the church for political purposes.

Other church officials were reportedly brought in over the next several days for questioning by representatives of a military government headed by Col. Frank Bainimarama, who seized power in 2006, overthrowing a constitutional government.

Those arrested and held included the Rev. Tuikilakila Waqairatu, general secretary of the church, and two former presidents, the Rev. Manasa Lasaro and the Rev. Tomasi Kanailagi, along with Viliame Gonelevu, the church's financial secretary.

The August annual conference has been canceled, perhaps for as much as five years. The event is one of the largest yearly festivals in Fiji, attracting thousands of people to the meeting and a choir competition and hymn fest that come right before it.

One-third of Fiji's population of some 837,000 is Methodist. The church grew from British Methodist mission origins but is a mission partner of the Board of Global Ministries. The church in Fiji also has close ties with regional conferences of United Methodists on the West Coast of the United States.

The military regime began a crackdown on critics in April, and tensions with the Methodist Church have been on the rise since then. The church has complained to the United Nations about violations of human and civil rights.

Christine Elliott, who is in charge of external affairs for the Methodist Church in Britain, noted that the church’s leadership is standing up to the government.

“Colonel Bainimarama is making a strong statement about who is in power,” she said in a statement from the British church. “The Methodist Church is the largest faith group in Fiji, holds a significant amount of power among the people and has considerable influence over voters.”

*Wright is the information officer of the Board of Global Ministries.

July 30, 2009

A trip to the ARC

This is blog entry No. 600 for me. Thanks to all of my readers for maintaining your interest over the last three years. I hope we will share many more blogs in the future. -- David
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I went to the Adult Rehabilitation Center (ARC) run by the Salvation Army today to do an interview. Quite a place. It's right downtown and houses up to 60 people.
Just as I drove into the parking lot an ambulance and fire engine pulled in behind me. One of the residents was having a little trouble.
Inside the waiting room there was a TV with a shelf of video tapes (vhs) and a handwritten sign that said: "NO R-RATED MOVIES IN THE HOUSE!!! NO MTV!!! NO VH1!!! NO BET!!!"
I looked over the videos and some of the ones I remember were "Armageddon," "Twister," "The Truth About Cats and Dogs," "Batman," and some Bible videos.
It would be rough living in that kind of environment. The guys are there for up to 14 months while they recover from drug or alcohol abuse.
The counselor said they had a reunion for alumni who have done well. They had 20 guys attend, from the program from 2003 to today. Not a lot of people but those are 20 who would otherwise be in jail, dying from disease, or dead.
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I'm really tired of hearing the whining about the YMCA closing and turning the building over to CedarCreek Church.
If CedarCreek didn't get it, the building would have gone empty for years. The Y closed it for business reasons -- it wasn't getting enough members there and enough preschoolers to make it worthwhile. Unfortunately, businesses close in Toledo a lot these days.
Meanwhile, CedarCreek is planning to pump $1.5 to $2 million into the facility to get it ready for their church services and other needs. That's going to give jobs to some construction workers.
The big debate about adding up to 160 parking spaces is really blown out of proportion. They're talking about the need for "green space" but would you rather have a weed-infested lot surrounding an empty building, or a few extra parking spots to keep the place viable? Toledo has lots of green space. I'm not an anti-environmentalist in the least but this is not a major building project that will plow over wilderness areas. It's a relatively small expansion of an existing parking lot in an area surrounded by softball fields.
This is a win-win situation if I've ever seen one. The only ones who lose are the YMCA/JCC patrons who have to drive a little further to work out or put their kids in preschool. Not a big problem in the overall scheme of things.

Remembering Woodstock

Here is an interesting slideshow of photos taken at the 1969 Woodstock fest by Bill Eppridge, who was working for Life magazine.
Eppridge, now 71, does a voiceover that explains the mood of the country and the festival putting it in context at the end of the tumultuous 1960s.
It was more than the amazing music, it was a chance for a beleaguered generation of young people to let loose and forget about their troubles for a few days. True, they let loose a little too much ... well wayyyy too much ... but overall it was an empowering and indelible moment for the youth of the '60s.

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Someone sent me a horrifying email with two photos supposedly taken aboard Air France Flight 1330 just before it crashed into the Atlantic in March of this year.
I had doubts immediately and quickly went to snopes.com to check it out.

False.

You can read the truth here.

The photos were photoshopped by a Brazilian blogger who wanted to prove a point that people don't read the details but just skim over the first few lines.
He was so right -- but the photos, which would be terrifying if real, are still circulating on the Internet by people who don't realize they're bogus.
The funny thing about it (funny as in weird, not ha-ha funny) is that the photos orginally were supposed to be about the midair collision of an Embraer jet and a Brazilian Boeing 737 in 2006 that killed all 155 people aboard the 737.
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(Side note: Read this amazing story by the New York Times reporter Joe Sharkey who was aboard the Embraer and writes about surviving a midair collision at 37,000 feet.)
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The new version of the Internet hoax was edited to say that the photos had been taken aboard the Air France jet that disappeared over the ocean (see the gaping hole in the fuselage, see the passenger being sucked out the back of the plane...) and supposedly recovered from a memory stick of a camera that was destroyed.
Whoever set this new email chain in motion changed the text and made a deliberate effort to deceive people.

Folks, whenever something so bizarre and extraordinary or dubious comes your way via e-mail, it is worth your while to check it out on snopes. The site is free and provides a great service to separate fact from fiction. It has a very efficient search engine so you can check on almost anything.

Incidentally, one of my proudest moments as a journalist was when I discovered one of my articles on snopes showing that a report was real. (My name isn't mentioned but the newspaper is, and I remember writing that one very clearly).
The story had to do with lightning hitting a church in Forest, Ohio, while a minister was preaching... Very amusing.
Here's the link to my moment of snopes glory.

July 31, 2009

A woeful, pathetic, sad, long, painful season

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The Cleveland Indians traded all-star catcher Victor Martinez to the Red Sox today for 3 pitching prospects. Ouch!
Martinez is one of the few dependable hitters on the Indians team. This news comes before the ink (pixels?) is dry on their trade of Cy Young pitcher Cliff Lee.
Can you say, "Fire sale"?
It's a sad state of affairs for the once-mighty Tribe.
In the 1990s you couldn't get a ticket to a game. They sold out every home game for years -- 455 games, to be exact.
I remember waiting for the day when tickets would go on sale in the fall, then going online and dialing a phone simultaneously just to get tickets to any game the next season.
Now I get emails every day offering discounts and package deals, practically begging me to come to "Progressive Field" (don't you miss the old Jacobs Field.)
In those days, the Indians were contenders and league champs; today they are embedded deep in the cellar.
Oh how the mighty have fallen!
There are financial realities involved, of course, otherwise no team would trade a star player for a bunch of young question marks.
But the management is desperate to get something for the veteran players before they bolt town as free agents and leave the team with nothing to show for it.
That's a sad situation to be in, artificially created by greedy agents and short-sighted team owners who have let the salaries escalate beyond belief -- to the point where they are forced to make stupid trades if they have any hope of surviving.
I still love the game of baseball, but the money has twisted things so much.
As the old saying goes, it's not a game anymore.
I'm hoping GM Mark Shapiro will be able to work his magic and rebuild the team with good young players who may gel into a tough and talented team, like he did with the Indians of old. But there's no guarantee.
Meanwhile ... what a long and boring season.
I'm not going to be making any trips to Cleveland this year to sit in the stands and get aggravated by the players' incompetence.
I can do that from the comfort of my living room couch and save the money and hassles.

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